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送命题:女友说她要减肥,该怎么回答?

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&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp高温已延续不少天了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp又到了露肉的季候

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp注重!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp夏无邪的来了!!!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp掰开手指数一数

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp阿谁冬季

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你到底长了几斤肉

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp有人说

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp一个密斯若是忽然胖起来

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp那末!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她要末失恋了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp只能靠狂吃才能消愁

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp要末就是

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp爱情了

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp被活生生宠成为了胖子

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp下面这波糊口小虐图

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp气力见证

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女生胖不是她的错

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp减肥她不可

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp可是抬杠她出格在行

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你要说“你怎样这么胖啊?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她会说“吃你们家大米啦!”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp你要说“你是否是该减肥了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她会说“碍着你们家事了?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspe妹妹妹妹妹妹m

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp以是

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp优异的男友到底应当具有甚么技术?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp自备搜刮技术!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哪里肉夹馍好贏家娛樂城,吃?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哪里暖锅好吃?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp哪里烤肉好吃?

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp通通要晓得!

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp更首要的是,

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp女朋侪问你:

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“我胖吗?”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp这是道送死题

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp必定要谨严谨严再谨严

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp由于无论你说甚么

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp她均可以以泰山压顶之势让你晓得

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp甚么叫

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp少措辞

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp多干事

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp最后,

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp仍是要为女同胞減肥藥,说一句话

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp“人家真的....。。没吃多呀”

&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp

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